Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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