4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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