no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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