is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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