marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Your tits are I can't wait for
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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