Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You made out with two different species that night
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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