He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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