He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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