ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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