I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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