Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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