I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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