all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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