I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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