Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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