i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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