I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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