im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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