i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Those nachos came to me in a dream
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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