I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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