I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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