some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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