thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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