i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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