What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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