i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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