I wish I could punch you in the face.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
A+ Viking dick
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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