She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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