What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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