So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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