plz talk dirty to me
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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