was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize