Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
