i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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