imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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