She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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