Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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