And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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