talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
They should really pass out barf bags in church
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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