I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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