im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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