Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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