there's paper in my vomit.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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