I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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