I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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