singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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