she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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