Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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