I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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