he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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