i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
they're like a gay fantastic four
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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