everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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