He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
