I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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