once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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