With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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