Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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