walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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